I welcome you with mixed feelings. On one hand, you're welcome and I'm glad to meet you; on the other, I had nursed a secret hope that I was the only veteran around here, that everone else got free of this nasty headspace after a time.
Man, does that sound crazy or what? Hello, lovely to meet you! Now please go away!
"I pray God I may never see your sweet face again. May He bless and keep you!"
First person to identify the quote gets an imaginary lollypop.